The End

It is nearly a week since the end of Butt Lite IX.  I’ve spent much of this week in a fog.  I may be caught up on my sleep.  I plan to keep a low profile this weekend just in case a nap sneaks up on me.

Each Butt Lite is unique.  Each has its own highs and lows.  This one shall be known as the Goat Trail rally.  Not by design – at least not the rally master’s design.  But thanks to Garmin we all had to deal with much more stress than usual as rider after rider found themselves on questionable “roads”.  I lost  count of the number of calls we got from distressed riders with napping motorcycles that refused to be lifted.

Many learned the valuable lesson – just because the GPS says to go down that road/path/trail, it doesn’t mean you have to do it.  Be the boss of the GPS, not the other way around.  As Rider #55 found out –

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“Reading Comprehension” has been a mantra of TeamStrange since the very beginning.  We’re just so old-fashioned that way.  We think many of our Butt Lite IX riders would have been thrilled if we simply gave them way-points to visit with no context whatsoever.  That might make a great rally.  Go to this way-point and take a photo of whatever is there.  Only how will you know what you should be photographing with no description?  Take a photo and bring it to scoring and then we’ll tell you if it’s right or not.

No, that isn’t how we do things at Butt Lite.  We insist that you think, read, comprehend and solve problems as they arise.

We have our coffee mugs.  They are a staple of Butt Lite swag.  They have become collector items.  Sometimes we incorporate them in bonuses.  Sometimes we don’t.  On Butt Lite VIII there was no coffee mug bonus and when asked by riders if they needed to bring their mug with them we answered “No”.

At the beginning of BLIX we were asked if the coffee mugs would be needed – multiple times, in rider meetings, in the hall, in the parking lot.  Our answer was, “Bring everything you think you will need.”  That isn’t no.  It wasn’t a trick either.  We can’t disclose bonus information before the rally books are handed out.  So that was the best answer we could give.

So imagine our surprise as rider after rider left their mug in the storage room before leaving Lexington on leg one.  There was no mug bonus on leg one.  But there was on leg two.

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Two homes and an entire fence are covered in about 25,000 coffee mugs. As far as we know there aren’t any TeamStrange mugs on the property but who could tell for sure?

Take a photo of your Butt Lite IX coffee mug at The Mug House. Your fully intact mug and flag must be visible in the photo.

Follow Old Johns River Road until pavement ends. From there continue 1 mile on the gravel road to The Mug House.

Coordinates 35.95863, -081.71101

Two riders went to the Mug House without their mugs.  They didn’t read the bonus ahead of time and didn’t realize they would need the mugs, which were safely stashed away at the hotel in Lexington.  I guess the bonus name wasn’t a big enough hint.  They were sad.

Something the three of us found very interesting – out of 303 total bonus locations all but seven of them were visited at least once.  That made us very happy.  It’s hard to cull the list and throw out locations to keep things manageable.  And it’s hard to find something very special and then have no one go there.  One of the seven lonely bonuses was one of my personal favorites:

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Dylan Ross is a self-taught artist from Douglas, GA. His work is becoming highly collectible and valuable. This mural, on the side of a barn, may be his best piece yet.

Take a photo of Barney.

US 441, across from Broxton Church of God. There is a driveway to a home next to the mural where you can pull off. Take care, as it isn’t paved. Also be courteous to the home owners.

Coordinates 31.63756, -082.89790

Barney

In the end, everyone found their way home safely.  No matter what goes wrong during the rally, that is truly the only thing that matters.  With time, it all becomes a series of great stories, told over and over whenever long distance riders meet.

“Did I ever tell you about the time I went to the Mug House on Butt Lite IX  but didn’t have my mug?”

“I’ll never forget that goat trail Garmin sent me on when the rally book said you could get to the bonus on paved roads.”

“Have you ever heard of Belle Gunness?”

Another Butt Lite is done.  We hope you enjoyed the ride.  The food.  The bourbon.  And the stories.

The End.

 

 

One thought on “The End

  1. Had an absolutely fantastic time. The Team Strange Team did an awesome job. You guys are unbelievable! The awesome bonus locations you sent us to did not disappoint…ever. I think my actual favorite was MIX – the obscure birthplace of Tom Mix in Pennsylvania – the first Cowboy Movie Star starting in silent films in 1909. Think of his legacy…that one guy spurred the beginning of all the great Western movies we’ve all ever enjoyed and loved. Looked him up on google when I got home. The headline of his death fits a Team Strange review: It read: Silent-film star Tom Mix dies in Arizona car wreck; brained by “Suitcase of Death”. Ha.

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